Little Bites Canto Club

Jokes and other fun stuff:

Jokes:

魚蛋粉有魚蛋，牛丸粉有牛丸，咁咩粉有雪糕同薯片? 些粉。
jyu4 daan2 fan2 jau5 jyu4 daan2 ，ngau4 jyun2 fan2 jau5 ngau4 jyun2 ，gam3 me1 fan2 jau5 syut3 gou1 tung4 syu4 pin3 ? se1 fan2 。
Fish ball noodles contain fish balls, beef ball noodles contain beef balls, what kind of noodles contain ice cream and potato chips? 7-Eleven.

One day a man entered into a restaurant. The waiter said, "Oh, the lobster (龍蝦) is very good. $25 only." The man thought "Wah! That's a good deal. Okay! Lobster it is!" The waiter leaves and later returns with a plate of shrimp. The man complains and asks why he got shrimp. The waiter picks up one of the shrimp and yells loudly, "WAI! WAAAI! CAN YOU HEAR ME?" The shrimp does not move. The waiter points to the shrimp (蝦) and says to the man, "See? It's deaf (聾)."

Tongue Twisters (急口令gap1 hau2 ling6):

嗰個哥哥高過嗰個哥哥
go2 go3 go1 go1 gou1 gwo3 go2 go3 go1 go1
That brother is taller than that brother.

一蚊一斤龜，七蚊一斤雞，佢話龜貴過雞，我話雞貴過龜，咁究竟雞貴定龜貴？
jat1 man1 jat1 gan1 gwai1 ，cat1 man1 jat1 gan1 gai1 ，keoi5 waa6 gwai1 gwai3 gwo3 gai1 ，ngo5 waa6 gai1 gwai3 gwo3 gwai1 ，gam3 gau3 ging2 gai1 gwai3 ding6 gwai1 gwai3 ？
One buck for one catty of turtle, seven bucks for one catty of chicken, he says turtle costs more than chicken, I say chicken costs more than turtle, then in the end does chicken cost more or turtle cost more?

揸士的搭的士去士多食多士
zaa1 si6 dik1 daap3 dik1 si6 heoi3 si6 do1 sik6 do1 si6
Hold stick to take the taxi to go to the store to eat toast


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